"When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1" - Lawrie McMenemy, Manager of Southampton FC
"And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season" - Gary Lyon an Australian Commentator, finding multiplication difficult!
"Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win" -Vinny Jones!
"Is the Pope Catholic. No I'm serious, is he? I really need to know"- David Beckham.
"Diego Maradona - a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed" - Bob Wilson
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."- Kevin Keegan
"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose."- Kevin Keegan
"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins." - Brian Moore
"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!" - The legendary George Best, RIP
"This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players"- Javier Clemente
"The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23!” - Kevin Keegan!
"We lost because we didn't win"- Ronaldo
"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side"- David Beckham after being asked if he is 'volatile', obviously thinking that this meant 'versatile'
Reporter:- "It looked like you were outplayed in certain area's of the field in today's game." Gordon Strachan:- "Yes, we were outplayed in certain parts of the field today, the big green area of it..."
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