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Peter Crouch wins funniest man in sport vote after 'virgin' jibe

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The lanky-legged striker, whose fiancee is lads' mag pin-up and lingerie model Abi Clancy (pictured above), topped a survey to find the best one liners and comedy football moments of all time.
The 6ft 7in beanpole responded to the question, "What would you be if you weren't a footballer?" by saying: "A virgin", winning him nearly a quarter of the votes in the poll.
His famous "robot dance" goal celebration - which he has promised to repeat if England win the World Cup in South Africa - also added to his appeal.
Manchester United legend George Best features at number two in the vote for his comment: "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered."

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