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Condoms and Prostitutes and Tiger Woods - Joke 2010 World Cup

The Global Post is estimating that there will be somewhere in the range of 40,000 prostitutes looking for work during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. That is a lot of prostitutes. Want an even bigger number? 1,000,000,000 - the number of condoms to be made available to the public during the soccer tournament.
According to the Post, some locals will even help get soccer fans some safe lovin':
Henry Africa, 49, drives a taxi in Cape Town and, aside from the usual airport pickups and winery tours, he also operates the “Bright Red Tour,” which he expects to be a hit among soccer fans. For the equivalent of 500 dollars, he'll shuttle customers from strip bar to strip bar all night and even bring them over to a safe-sex practicing prostitute, a relevant selling point in a country where one in five adults are estimated to be HIV positive.

I wonder if that is enough condoms, because of the following:

Tiger Woods, 34 - who has admitted bedding a string of women behind wife Elin Nordegren's back - was reportedly seen in a sex rehab facility in South Africa, reports The Sun. Woods may be seeking treatment at Montrose Place, an addiction treatment centre in the suburb of Bishopscourt. 

I wonder how Tiger's Bulging disc is?

Q: What happened after Tiger Woods visited the Virgin Islands?
A: They renamed it The Islands!
Q: How did Tiger Woods explain his cheating ways to his wife?
A: "Honey, I'm a professional golfer. That means, every day, I need to play a round."

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